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So Chris said that controlled danger is a turn on for him and if you say your mind didn’t go where mine went, you’re lying.
Rating: NC-17 - PWP
Enjoy!
(via archivecpc)
Title: Nothing Exists But This
Rating: R
Spoilers: 3.05
Word count: 898
Summary: I don’t know. They have sex for the first time :3
A/N: I had 3 betas for this one, and I ultimately went with Dani’s and Molly’s corrections. And Molly’s suggestion to elaborate on the orgasm was taken into consideration, but I decided to leave it as it was. Because I know it ends kind of abruptly, but it ends abruptly for Blaine, and being as it’s in Blaine’s POV, I think it kind of works well. I could be wrong. Emily was a big confidence booster <3I gave Blaine a lot of feelings, okay?
Title: Planning, Practice, Research.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The second time Kurt goes down on Blaine (Follow up to the First time Kurt goes down on Blaine in Mind Blowing)
Words: 4500A/N: Porny porn. That’s it. (I’m getting a wisdom tooth yanked out in an hour. I am not looking forward to it at all. I figured I needed to finish my happy/ridiculous/inKurt’shead porn first. Enjoy it)
Title: When I retreat
Rating: PG
Pairings/Characters: Sam/Rory, mentions of past Sam/Quinn, Sam/Santana, and Samcedes.
Warnings: very fluffy and very awkward?
Summary: “Advice” turns out to be a little more complicated than Sam first imagined, especially when it comes to first kisses.
Author Notes: Basically Sam and Rory had all this CHEMISTRY and all these FEELS in 3x09 and now I ship it quite a lot mmhm. I’ve never written Sam or Rory before, so I’m still settling into these characters and concrit is luurrrvely as usual. I’m also looking for a beta at the moment, so if you’d be willing then please mention that in a comment :3 thank you, and enjoy :3 Feedback is always wonderful.
(Source: tina-blaine)
Title: I’m Coming Home to Breathe Again
Recipient: reckess (LJ) | mediumtrip (tumblr)
Author/Artist: to be revealed January 3rd, 2012
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: contains a dash of Kurt in heels and fishnet, mentions of cross-dressing!Blaine, changingroom!sex and vague somnophilia.
Word Count: 10,199
Summary: It’s Christmas, Blaine attempts to play matchmaker and Kurt figures out where home really is. Futurefic.
Notes: A huge thanks to J for the beta. Sincerest apologies to all, this is my second try at both fluff and smut, but that is no excuse. Merry Christmas, Reckess! I hope you like the fic, your prompts were absolutely lovely to write for!
Word Count: ~2.200
Summary: PROMPT BY ANON - Blaine interrupts Rachel’s sleepover and can’t help but take advantage of the moment to spend time/flirt with Kurt.Author’s Notes:
Oh, just the best thing fandom has ever created from our collective twisted minds! I’m completely charmed by it and couldn’t help but write SOMETHING :) Plus, it’s an excuse for me to write Hummelberry and use my mum’s comment today about Donald O’Connor reminding her of Chris.Of course FYI, Blaine and Kurt aren’t dating but have known each other for a long time.
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“Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness, Kurt I don’t think the world will ever see a man as perfect as Gene Kelly. He’s just so wonderful. Look at his turn out and those jazz squares, I mean, the man’s a God.”
“All true.”
It was a staple event at a Rachel Berry sleepover. One simply had to watch a musical and usually the chosen movie ended up being one they’d both seen more than once.
It was fortunate that they both stared exceptional taste in men because there was usually plenty of girl talk and, well, living with Finn had put the kibosh on any form of chit chat. Finn’s idea of a heart-to-heart was a rough pat on the back.
Snuggling closer, Rachel pressed her sock-covered toes to his leg and shook violently with a squeal. Clearly she was overcome with something incapable of being repressed. “Oh just look! Look! There’s a fine example of a man who knew what he wanted, appreciated the necessity for dedication to the arts and went for it no matter what anyone thought of him.”
“I’m sure Debbie Reynolds and her poor nerves would have disagreed,” Kurt countered, nudging what seemed to be Rachel’s hip. The amount of cotton soft blankets and furry cushions on her bed meant space was a foreign concept.
“The man’s an Adonis. Less of your sarcasm, Kurt. Wouldn’t you just die for a man as beautiful as him?”
Yes; the answer was simple and finite. The one thing that Rachel wasn’t to know under any circumstance was anything of the many dreams Kurt had found himself indulging in over the years featuring her rather dreamy brother. Blaine was something else. It was hardly a secret that people found her brother attractive but she didn’t need to know just how many times Kurt had day dreamed of him, nor were the details required. Her pretty little head was stuffed full of enough drama as it was.
(via drunk-blaine)
Klaine: Professor!Blaine, Student!Kurt
NC-17
4,000 words
Age difference, small amount of breath-play, dirty talk, blow jobs, desk sex, spanking (well…it’s a yardstick)
Birthday present for the a-mah-zing Sara
(Source: colfershands)
By: Mallory and I (collab solmates k)
Word count: 4000+
Summary: Well, it’s a game of truth and dare gone… wrong or really right, in this case. Just smut, really. (NC-17)
(Source: christopherpcolf)
Title: Made With Love : What to Do With Two Perfectly Attractive Single Men
Recipient: Chambergambit
Author/Artist: to be revealed January 3rd, 2012
Rating:NC-17
Warnings: None. Just good old fashioned fucking.
Word Count: 10,340
Summary: Take two single men, mix in a dash of sexual tension, and you either have a recipe for disaster or love. Kurt and the new employee, a graduate student by the name of Blaine Anderson, definitely have the makings of something…delicious. For the prompt “ Kurt and Blaine meet and fall in love at the bakery where they work .”
Notes: Special thanks to puppetmasterc for a fantastic beta-ing job (and the title/chapter names), desperatelyclever/Odd for inspiring some of the hottest, funniest things you’ll stumble upon in this fic, Samee-89(my woman, my inspiration, and summary writer),bluedevilgrl and Jennah for enduring my constant whining about this and reading it as it unfolded. Enjoy!
Title: Ebb And Flow
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Twenty-something year old Kurt and Blaine in a hotel, in a bigger than usual shower. Long, drawn out sex that’s mostly just Kurt being controlling and loving driving Blaine crazy. Edging.
Spoilers: Nope
Words: 8400
A/N: This was written, bit by bit on tumblr in a free-writing exercise and it’s ended up good enough to post, I think. auburndammit prompted “Something involving a long luxurious shower would seem appropriate!” since I’ve just had one in my lovely new hotel and was boasting about it and this just made sense. She also provided the title for this fic. This is smutty smut at its smuttiest for me.
(Source: colfershands, via drunk-blaine)
Title: The Problem With Counting
Author: flaming_muse
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Fluff with some smut
Summary: Just because it’s something they did doesn’t mean it’s something they do.Kurt’s mouth twitches, and he looks a little embarrassed as he says, “Would you feel better if I told you I dithered for the better part of a half hour over whether I should wear my tall Docs or my short ones?”
“You do that every day,” Blaine says, confused.
“Okay, one, I never dither over clothing,” Kurt says. “I might contemplate my many options, but I don’t dither. And two, I wasn’t just thinking about which would look better with my outfit; I was thinking about whether the tall ones would be confusing for you if it came to you taking them off.”
Blaine looks down to find Kurt wearing his shorter, easier-to-remove Docs, which he has to take as a good sign for what they could get up to later on. Then he thinks about unzipping Kurt’s knee-high boots and sliding them off his long, long legs, and he swallows hard. “I would be very okay with learning how.”
Kurt’s eyes darken. “I’ll keep that in mind for next time.”
